tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

sexcake:

LOOK HOW COOL THIS PHOTO IS

WE WERE TAKING A PHOTO OF THE TRAIN DRIVING PAST AND THE TRAIN DRIVER GOT OUT AND POSED WHILE IT WAS MOVING

BEST PHOTO EVER

vvankinq:

sorry:

therealhousewivesofpanem:

when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
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i’m normally the person that says no stop it has feelings too!!

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(Source: pinkmanjesse)

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho)

what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

(Source: bunnyravio)

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme)


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