no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
i’m normally the person that says no stop it has feelings too!!
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny